Leave the hoarder junk. Leave the mold. Leave the tenant drama. Just leave the keys on the counter — and walk away with cash in hand.
Takes 90 seconds. No obligation. No pressure.
Whatever your situation — we've bought properties in every shape, every story, every struggle.
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When you factor in repairs, commissions, carrying costs, and time — a cash offer often puts more money in your pocket.
| What You're Comparing | Traditional Listing | LeaveTheKeysDMV ✓ |
|---|---|---|
| Closing Timeline | 60–90 days | 7–14 days |
| Repairs Required | Yes — buyer demands | None — ever |
| Cleaning & Staging | Required | Not required |
| Agent Commission | 5–6% of sale price | $0 — no agents |
| Closing Costs | 2–3% (seller pays) | We cover all costs |
| Inspection Contingency | Yes — can kill deal | No inspection needed |
| Financing Fallthrough | Common (30% of deals) | Impossible — cash only |
| Certainty of Close | Not guaranteed | 100% guaranteed |
No pressure. No commitment. Just a number.
Don't clean it. Don't fix it. Don't even take the trash out. We've seen worse — we promise.
Still not sure if we'll buy yours?
Ask Us — It Costs NothingWe're not a national hedge fund or an out-of-state algorithm. We're a local DMV real estate investment team.
No corporate runaround. No fine print surprises.
You've been carrying this property long enough.
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(202) 555-0123